Here is Princess Chloe the First looking very guilty about something she swears she didn’t do

I want to know everything. I want to be in charge of everything. I want all the food. I definitely own all the Kongs.
Here is Princess Chloe the First looking very guilty about something she swears she didn’t do

Write a post entirely in the present tense.
Look, human, you know I haven’t got opposable thumbs. I need your help here. My Facebook friends need an update. There are no new posts on Princess Chloe the First. My fans don’t know what’s going on. You’re spending far too much time writing your own stuff and messing about with those widget things on your blog. What’s the point of you getting to be a hero from zero while the world is waiting to hear from me?
I appreciate that you are working hard on improving your writing skills, but I don’t get why I am not your principal topic. Remember that I am a senior dog and I deserve some priority. I’ve managed to open up my page so please write here, write now and don’t disappoint me.
(Occasional Stuff is closed while negotiations about the hierarchy in Baskerville Manor are in progress).
Ooo gawd.. there is something weird going on here .. what’s that I feel on my head?
Yours Truly Confused has the camera out, so I’m going to have to put a brave face on it. Hopefully if I’m really, really, good with this pose, I’ll get some of those munchies she’s waving over her head with one hand while trying to focus the camera with the other.
Aha! I remember now, the same thing happened about the same time last year. Memo to self – destroy the antlers before Xmas 2014.