I was horrified this morning to find that my favourite human in the known universe has morphed into an orangutang..
What’s worse is that he has been tied to a bench in the woods and left as a sacrifice to the terrifying dragon you can see approaching him. I’m devastated!
I want to know everything. I want to be in charge of everything. I want all the food. I definitely own all the Kongs.
Sunday, 26 February 2012
What happened to Uncle George?
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